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Hi. My name is Brian Ferris McNeil, sometimes known as Ferris, if you happen to meet me after midnight. My roommates affectionately refer to me as any one of the following: B-ri, B-rizzle (my nizzle, fo shizzle),BRIAN BRIAN, "black out brian, bum bum bum bum bum" and other such creative aliases when intoxicated. Yes, that's one of my favorite things to do, as you can tell by my user name. I really like tequila, I really like how it makes me feel and how I forget things when i drink it. Not as much as when I drink champagne, however. That's my goodbye, see ya fuckin later drink. I used to like playing poker but then I found better things to do with my time like my roommate. I also used to like playing video games but then I found out I like hanging out with real people better. And I like to at least pretend I'm doing well in school. I'm an electrical engineer aka I have no life or actually I do but I shouldn't. Surprisingly enough, my gpa is a-ok with me. Super! I like big butts and I cannot lie (you otha brothas cant deny). I'm too cool for school and saying "fight on" like my fellow usc brethren. My girlfriend's a hot piece of ass. So back off ladies. Men, on the other hand....No no no, that's definitely not cool. Not that I'm not cool with men that think that's cool, but it's just...not cool by me. Or with me. But it's okay to be friends with me. Because I like having friends. And friends like having me. I have a black light in my bathroom which really annoys the shit out of everyone that doesn't enjoy seeing their pee glow. IT ACTUALLY DOES GLOW, its pretty fuckin awesome. It's a little tricky when you're buzzed. Or hammered. Well peeing is a little more tricky for me when hammered. I tend to forget that I could use the indoor facilities because there's something liberating about peeing on the front lawn at 3 am in south central while hollering at bums down the street. I know how to use a fire extinguisher. Sometimes, I just gotta dance cuz FUCK CHICKS alright?? I think I'm funnier than I am. But people forgive me for that, namely my girlfriend. (Mellie bean). She gets her own sentence because she's just THAT AWESOME. And yes, she is the one typing so she gets a little more credit than I would normally give her. Because if I could describe her I think the number one word that would come to mind would be....supercalifradgilistically cool. And yes,that's 2. I would never ever EVER be caught dead.............watching.......FINDING NEMO. YES I KNOW it's most likely HILARIOUS and I understand that I am denying myself a perfectly good 90-minute cinematic escape into an underwater paradise of euphoria, ellen degeneres, and animated fish, but it's just a pact okay. OKAY? so dont ask me to do it because, no, no i wont. ever.
unless you pay me. or he breaks the pact. that fucker.
i love burritos, more specifically, el taurino carne asada w/salsa roja burritos. WABAM. i actually do like green eggs and ham.
halloween is my favorite holiday. i like using disposable cameras.

thats about it.
bye now

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